Watch as Toucan Sam here sits on its owners lap and acts like a lap dog. The bird nestles up to its owner, pushing its head into his hands as if it wants to be pet just like a dog would. On another note, where in the Hell does one actually obtain a Toucan bird? Maybe he ate enough Fruit Loops, mailed in a large quantity of UPC bar-code cutouts and they sent him a Toucan. I'm pretty sure that's the only way to get a Toucan bird. I would know. I'm well versed in Bird Law.